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I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine. Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

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1. What do you call a snack bar owned by a WWE wrestler?

Snackdown

2. What do you call a dead body in a public place?

Remains to be seen.

3. Comparing symptoms

Two friends, doctors both, used to have a weekly lunch. They got into the habit of discussing cases in case they could learn something new from each other. At lunch, the first doctor said, "I had an unusual case today. A man came in with syphilis of the foot." "Mine was unusual too," said the second doctor. "I had a woman come in with athlete's vagina."

4. Two Uranium atoms were on a street corner.

5. If ignorance is bliss

Does that make stupidity Nirvana?

6. Today i learned that in order to open a zoo, you must have at least 4 pandas, 2 grizzlies, 3 black, 4 brown and 1 polar.

Apparently that’s the bear minimum

7. What does nasal sex involve?

Fuck knows.

8. Hours before a solar eclipse, spruce trees 'talk' to each other...

Basically, we are watching the famous 'wood wide web' in action!

9. I’ve noticed some redness and itching on my knee after I covered it in Jamaican chicken.

Turns out it was a knee jerk reaction.

10. which veggie has wings?

tomatowls 🍅🦉

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